Friday, April 27, 2007

80% of M'sians going to UK to study law?

UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?
Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.
Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia .
Visitor: Why do you say that?
Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% ofMalaysians I see here say they're here to read law.
Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew. Hard to believe in fact.
Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.
*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Long from Malaysia comes to immigrationcounter*
Officer: Mr. Ah Long, purpose of visit?
Ah Long: Study lorr...

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Lol

We just had our English Oral test today, and we were to roleplay for the test. Some of them actors were really good, like Malc's gang[and Malcolm said roleplaying is fun], some weren't that good, like me...I'm only good at online roleplaying, and standing in front of class, doing stuff spontaneously, is scary...point of views may differ.

THE END [man this is short]

-A man! duh...

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Halloween rocks

I apologise for the sucky grammar and spelling mistakes

The Cheerleading club [specifically KS4] is organizing Dance Mania, a sorta dance competition to be held on May, auditions is on April, RM 25 per group max 5, RM 5 for every extra member, tickets RM 10, early birds RM8. Tats all info I got, wanna join ask Hiba...

I'm also going to perform in Securities Commision 4 Puppet Shoulder's annual concert on May 27th, 2 shows, 1 at 2.00 pm, 1 at 5.30 pm, tickets range from RM30-RM60, more info go to Puppet Shoulder which is next to SPCA.

-A man! duh...

Zis post was edited...yep, no guys team...

Friday, April 13, 2007

This is the Jigsaw speaking...

Maybe you should listen to her, she's a woman just like her. They're both women, her and she. You and I are men, we're not women. You see, men think different than women. You and I think different than them, because we're men and they're women.
I'm right, right? I'm not wrong. Am I wrong?

Anyway, I lose the game.

JOB 3XP3R!3NC3

It has been quite a while I no update blog. Well I am still alive and having a break from work. My modem is not working due to the stupidity of myself. Now my dad brought new modem from his office. The speed is f***ing slow ! like me. i cant move coz of my f***ing weight! im f***ing fat.

Last month I started my first job as an Art Teacher. It as really fun cuz I met different kind of students. There were all damn hot! all the girls made me jealous =( during the class work few of them were f***ing lazy and useless! Example Form 2A (2006) most them are f***ing useful, useless,smart and f***ing dumb! (i guess i influenced them on the dumb part) I asked them to eat crayons but they made ME eat it instead! What the f***! it tasted good actually. tasted like what i eat for b'fast. shit.

It was really f***ing shit teaching them. I had mood swings on Monday morning. PMS ma. 1st period I got them. I was really hurt when all of them threw knives at me when i came in. One boy called Qasyaff said 'harr! cik halia again ar' i tink. i din really hear. im goin f***ing deaf from listening to nursery rhymes.. i still cant remember the lyrics. Argg!

RESPECT. Most of Form 1 students has no respect at me! Especially Form 1A. I don't know how or why they got chosen be a prefect! 1st week I joined the class most of the students didn't listen to me (well i was bullshitting anyway)...The most annoying was one boy, always followed me and did funny things behind my back while I was talking in front of the class.(he was mighty hot thou) i touched his ass! speaking of asses.. These people do not know how to stick their ass on the chair! they should learn from me n make their ass fat to its stuck there! It was very f***ing annoying. When I was writing on the board they asked me questions and showed their work. Another problem with Form 1G, there was a FAT girl and a HORNY boy. This boy kept on talking bout how s*** her fats are.. IM FAT TOO! my god im jealous. den the fat girl talked about h**** *** and sleeping with a guy bla...bla...My god if only she talked bout sleeping wit animals. id b so turned on! On my very last day, I was going to cry because the students were happy i was leaving. On Friday I had class with Form 3A, I asked them to do their own work. (coz i was too f***ng lazy to teach) I don't give a f*** about them anymore... they turned down my offer to have an orgy! Before I leave the class there was one girl called Alvin asked my phone number. she was so damn ugly.

MEETING. After meeting with the Principle we had an orgy. So cool! 3 tables; one for Primary Department, Secondary Department and one more for the losers obviously i sat there!. They prepared for us SECRET RECIPE Chocolate Cake, Kuih Muih, teh tarik and many more...Yummy. i ate all of it before anybody could touch them. what! im a big girl!

TEACHERS. I met one new Math's teacher. 'She-male-la' We always shared clothes cuz im too poor to buy them. Until a week before my last day she moved in with me. i found suicide material aft the 1st day sleeping with her.. hmm wonder why

LOUNGE- Most of the time I have my lunch at the toilet. Got one big screen tv for me to watch playhouse disney. damn syok!

JOB- During Sport Day, I had to do a s**** show. So stupid.. when they announced my show, stabbed their eyeballs, commit suicide, etc etc.
- cik alia

Thursday, April 12, 2007

haiz... this blog is not for personal life blog. this blog was created mainly reasons to talk bout teachers!! okay?? n of course in the other hand, this blog can be use to post something funny that happen in school or class for everyones sharing.

well, i beg everyone who post on this blog to write your name at the end of it. thanks alot.

well, thanks to that ****ing pn. teoh, our summer team have to re-do our assessment!! n thank you jine for doing it.. appreciate that work of yours.

WHY DO U HAVE TO TEAR DOWN OUR WORK PN TEOH!!! ... grr.. if i only had that chance to give u a tight slap, I WILL....

n STOP BUGGING ME BOUT SCOUTS MR. JOSEPH!!! ... i very fan liao la....

gtg..

-Malc

Friday the 13th

Tomorrow.. is Friday the 13th aka Sports Day
I hope everyone will accidently..
Fall down..
Sprain an ankle..
Choke on a fishball..
Spill coke on themselves..
Get stuck in traffic jam for 3 hours..
And kena slap by their boyfriend/girlfriend/bestfriend/friend...

Becca..
3 years 12 days..
i just needed to post sumtin stupid. i giv this about 3 months or less to be forgotten =P its like dead alr. well not really but yeah i tink it is.. dont you? i mean one WHOLE class.. and 5 posts.. thats like very little right? tsk tsk.. well if there were alot of posts, ppl would acc be too lazy to read them. coz like everything would acc be the same right.. well maybe not if its about their lives. but who would be emo enuf to post about their life in a CLASS blog.. that would just be stupid. but at the same time, it would be nice to noe how stupid another person's life is.. example : cik alia.. is that her name? i 4got. that drug addict.. shit im drifting away from talking bout this blog.. i hope you guys don delete this. eventhou its totally meaningless.. i also hope that you hav just wasted your time as i hav wasted mine

ps. this post is rubbish.. i din stop to think i juz continued typing crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap

wee yang's my hero!

yes yes youve caught me.. im the gay alvin..

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

This is the Jigsaw speaking...

I'm glad I'm not dead any more. Being dead is definitely worse than being alive. When you're dead you can't do all the cool stuff you can do when you're alive. You and I, we can do all kinds of cool stuff 'cos we're living, we're not dead, we're alive. If we were dead we wouldn't be able to do all the cool stuff we can do, because we're alive. Dead people can't do cool stuff. Only people that are alive can do cool stuff, 'cos they're living, and you have to be living to be able to do cool stuff. You have to be alive. Yeah, 'cept when you're alive sometimes bad stuff happens too. Like sometimes you can get into a car wreck, or you can have a headache or twist your ankle or even stub your big toe... So being alive is kinda hard too, but I think it's definitely better than being dead...

Anyway, lern 2 engrish plz.

10 days.

sup nigger?
today was fun. with the exception of the sports practice, though it brought everyone some time to waste. specifically study time, but then again caused such pain to one's anatomy. almost.

with allowance, i'll continue ranting about our beloved class teacher of two years for myself but three for others, puan teoh. (OMG I LOVE YOU). if i were to pick a song and dedicate it to our lovely one, i'd pick 'kyle's mom's a bitch' and fit her name somewhere there. mainly because she's the most special person on this motherf***ing earth. (sorry for swearing guys, but she truly is! <3<3). size="10">
I IZ LAV PUAN TEOH!111111! WII iz insapbrabile.


that's all.

- your friendly neighbourhood nigger.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

hihi

hihi. my english not tat good. so, if i use broken english. jangan marah saya lor..
hmm. i duno wat to say lor... juz wanna say hi... hehe
n for those who noe how to read chinese n type chinese...

http://cityofangel.biz/?fromuid=2309
http://cityofangel.biz/?fromuser=miracle106
tis is a chinese forum lar... for yr info

-KC

HOLAA...~!

hola. I don't know how Malcolm get this idea of creating a blog for our class... but it's fun right? Anyway, Malcolm is damn choosy about the skin of this blog. Ishhhhh... One day, I'll change the skin into PINK!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHE.... Don't u girls agree???

-Hua
hey.. welcome everyone... m 1 the first who blog?? whee.... hehe... this blog will be form 3A's blog... hehe...

well.... introduce myself first... i m Malcolm Ng Sze Cun... haha... this year 15 liao... haha... PMR!! it was me n hua min who opened this blog... jine edit it!! ... haha...

please blog ya everyone... dunno username n password can find me!! haha....

but.... u must be in form 3a only can get the passwords!! haha...

me choosy for skin??... agree... haha... if not my blogs will be changed liao... whee...

-Mal